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Collection 05 of 08

Petty & Proud

We keep receipts.

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Silver-haired woman in gardening gloves leaning on a cottage garden gate with arms crossed, wearing the Petty As Hell tee

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Forgive, never forget, keep the screenshots.

Pettiness as a lifestyle and an art form. Petty & Proud is for people who remember exactly what you said, and when.

For the friend with the receipts folder, the long memory and the sweetest possible smile.

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Ivory Petty As Hell tee with a goose glaring over a garden gate holding pruning shears, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Heather Grey I Keep Receipts hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

I Keep Receipts Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65

“I forgave you. I also screenshotted it.”

— the goose, Petty & Proud

Everything in Petty & Proud

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Act Accordingly tee in ivory from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, laid flat on sand

Act Accordingly Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Back print of the Bless Your Heart, Now Move tee from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, laid flat

Bless Your Heart, Now Move Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Grudges Held Gracefully tee in bay green with a goose among foxgloves and roses under a ribbon banner, laid flat on sand

Grudges Held Gracefully Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Heather Grey I Keep Receipts hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

I Keep Receipts Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65
white ceramic mug with a red print of a goose in glasses reading a long receipt and the words I Keep Receipts

I Keep Receipts Mug

  • Mugs, Petty & Proud

$28
I Keep Receipts die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

I Keep Receipts Sticker

  • Stickers, Petty & Proud

$6
I Keep Receipts tee in butter from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, laid flat on sand

I Keep Receipts Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
It's Petty Season tee in khaki with a goose, dahlias, sweet peas and garden tools printed on the back, laid flat on sand

It’s Petty Season Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Fowlmouth Petty & Proud sticker pack: three die-cut vinyl stickers, including the goose logo, laid out on sand

Petty & Proud Sticker Pack (3)

  • Stickers, Petty & Proud

$14
Black Petty As Hell hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65
Petty As Hell die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Petty As Hell Sticker

  • Stickers, Petty & Proud

$6
Ivory Petty As Hell tee with a goose glaring over a garden gate holding pruning shears, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Bone Petty Is A Love Language hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

Petty Is A Love Language Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65

Pairs well with

Also you, probably.

Classy Trash

Expensive taste. Questionable mouth.

Fowl Language

Puns, profanity, poultry.

New drops first. Zero small talk.