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Back view of a model wearing the pink Fowl Mouth Good Heart tee (Classic design) from Fowlmouth's Fowl Language collection

Fowlmouth · Hunter Valley, NSW

it’s me, I’m thinking it ↘

Wear what you’re actually thinking.

Clothing and goods for people with low social batteries and high standards. Designed by a goose who is completely over it.

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The collections

Choose your coping mechanism.

Eight moods, one goose. Find the one that describes you, or the person you’re buying for.

Two friends laughing over beers on a country pub verandah, one in an ivory Fowlmouth tee covering her mouth

Fowl Language

Puns, profanity, poultry.
Woman in a blazer and butter-yellow Fowlmouth Honk If You Hate Meetings tee slumped at an office desk with a coffee

Corporate Goose

Per my last email.

← most of you
Woman in pearls and sunglasses on the bonnet of an old car at a country servo, holding a meat pie and a glass of champagne

Classy Trash

Expensive taste. Questionable mouth.
Woman curled up alone on a linen couch in a charcoal Fowlmouth Social Battery 0% embroidered hoodie, headphones beside her

Anti-Social Society

Members don't meet.
Silver-haired woman in gardening gloves leaning on a cottage garden gate with arms crossed, wearing the Petty As Hell tee

Petty & Proud

We keep receipts.
Three friends in charcoal Feral Goose Club tees laughing as they run through a golden paddock at sunset after two geese taking flight

Feral Goose Club

No dress code. No rules. No.
Woman laughing with a glass of red at a vineyard long lunch, wearing a Fowlmouth Classy But Unstable tee

Classy But Unstable

Composed. Barely.
Woman in a washed blue Fowlmouth tee lounging in a deckchair with her feet up on a red cooler, eyes closed in the sun

Zero Fcks

Fresh out. Not restocking.
Illustrated Fowlmouth goose holding a Go Away sign
Fowlmouth Premium Apparel Co. badge logo with a swearing goose

Our story

Started as a goose. Stayed a goose.

Fowlmouth began in Rutherford, in the Hunter Valley, with one bad-tempered goose and a drawer full of things we couldn’t say at work. Now we put them on heavyweight cotton, for the quietly furious, the professionally tired and anyone who has ever replied-all by accident.

Meet the goose
Illustrated goose next to a computer and envelope, for contacting Fowlmouth

Featured collection · Corporate Goose

Per my last email.

For the 9 to 5 that is actually 8 to 6. Business on the outside, goose on the inside, muted on every call.

Illustrated goose next to a computer and envelope, for contacting Fowlmouth
This Could Have Been An Email tee in Bay with a navy rubber-stamp print of a goose asleep on a stack of papers in a boardroom

This Could Have Been An Email Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
This Could Have Been An Email die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose range, on sand with a peeled corner

This Could Have Been An Email Sticker

  • Stickers, Corporate Goose

$6
white ceramic mug with a navy print of a goose asleep on paperwork reading This Could Have Been An Email

This Could Have Been An Email Mug

  • Mugs, Corporate Goose

$28
Back of a Butter tee with a mustard Small Talk Will Cost You Extra coin-badge print

Small Talk Will Cost You Extra Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose, Anti-Social Society

$40

wore this to a performance review. still employed.

Enter Corporate Goose

Bestsellers

most purchased by the tired

The flock’s favourites.

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Pearls On, Feral Within tee from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash collection, laid flat

Pearls On, Feral Within Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40
Do Not Engage tee in forest green from Fowlmouth's Anti-Social Society collection, laid flat on sand

Do Not Engage Tee

  • Tshirts, Anti-Social Society

$40
Back of a dark navy tee with a Talk Fowl To Me print of an engraved honking goose and arched orange lettering

Talk Fowl To Me Tee

  • Tshirts, Fowl Language

$40
Asphalt Honk If You Hate Meetings hoodie with cream embroidery, laid flat on sand

Honk If You Hate Meetings Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Corporate Goose

$65

Or just shop by thing.

Tees

From $40

Hoodies

Embroidered. From $65

Stickers

Slap one on the esky. From $6.

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Classy With A Side Of Unhinged tee from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, laid flat

Classy With A Side Of Unhinged Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40

New drop · October

Fresh out of the coop.

New designs land in small batches. When this batch is gone, it’s gone. The goose does not do restocks on request.

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Fowlmouth Desk Goose in white, wings raised and beak open, on a round base with FOWLMOUTH lettering

Fowlmouth Desk Goose – Wings Up

  • Desk Goose

Price range: $60 through $64
Twelve orange Fowlmouth desk goose signs laid out in a grid with a black bead chain, including PER MY LAST HONK, OUT OF OFFICE, BITE FIRST, HONK OFF, FERAL, ZERO FCKS and DUCK OFF

Desk Goose Sign Set – All 12

  • Goose Signs

$29.99
White Fowlmouth desk goose on a black FOWLMOUTH base, beak open, wearing an orange sign that reads DUCK OFF

Zero Fcks Sign Pack

  • Goose Signs, Zero Fcks

$9.99

Spotted in the wild.

Tag @fowlmouth.co or #FowlmouthInTheWild. We repost the best ones, and the worst ones.

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Woman laughing into her hand at a country pub table with a beer, wearing the Fowl Mouth Good Heart tee

Spotted: Fowl Language, mid-sentence.

Woman in ivory Pearls On, Feral Within swan tee walking out of a country servo eating a Chiko Roll

Spotted: Classy Trash, leaving early.

Woman in Moss Do Not Engage hedgehog tee with headphones and a mug on a linen couch

Spotted: Anti-Social Society, with the only acceptable company.

Silver-haired woman in Butter I Keep Receipts goose tee at a garden gate holding a very long receipt

Spotted: Petty & Proud, airing grievances.

Woman in Blue Jean Too Extra To Give A Fuck tee lounging in a deckchair with a cocktail beside a sprinkler and red esky

Spotted: Zero Fcks, not restocking.

Your face here.

Unbothered, ideally.

Join the flock. Reluctantly.

One email a fortnight. New drops first, workshop news, zero small talk.

Unsubscribe whenever. No hard feelings. Some hard feelings.

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