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Petty As Hell Embroidered Hoodie — Petty and Proud Collection

Petty and proud, no apologies offered. The Petty As Hell Embroidered Hoodie is a warm Red River Clay Champion S700 Powerblend pullover, "PETTY AS HELL" embroidered across the chest with "and proud of it" stitched on the sleeve cuff.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "PETTY AS HELL" stitched across the chest, "and proud of it" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Red River Clay — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

Grudge-holders, receipt-keepers, and anyone who's decided petty is simply a personality trait now.

Why You'll Love It

The earthy Red River Clay tone is genuinely flattering, and the bold embroidered chest text turns pettiness into a statement piece. Heavyweight fleece means it feels as good as the joke lands.

FAQ

Printed or embroidered?

Fully embroidered on genuine Champion S700 Powerblend fleece.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL — true to size, relaxed unisex fit.

Is Red River Clay a bold colour?

It's a warm, earthy rust tone — bold but easy to wear.

Great for gifting?

Perfect for the pettiest, proudest person you know. Wear the pettiness loud — shop the Petty As Hell Hoodie.