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It's Petty Season tee in khaki with a goose, dahlias, sweet peas and garden tools printed on the back, laid flat on sand

It’s Petty Season Tee

$40

It’s always petty season. This just makes it official.

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  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

The air is crisp, the grudges are fresh and someone is about to get a “per my last email”. IT’S PETTY SEASON is for the ones who keep score, keep receipts and keep smiling the whole time.

The details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee in 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in, been-yours-for-years feel
  • Print with a soft, slightly faded finish
  • Printed in our Rutherford workshop in the Hunter Valley
  • Relaxed unisex fit in S to XL. Check the size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

Petty As Hell die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Petty As Hell Sticker

  • Stickers, Petty & Proud

$6
Charcoal Feral Goose Club tee in Pepper laid flat on sand, small green goose crest on the left chest

Feral Goose Club Tee

  • Tshirts, Feral Goose Club

$40
Corporate By Day, Goose By Choice tee from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose collection, laid flat

Corporate By Day, Goose By Choice Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
Back print of the Zero Fcks Given tee from Fowlmouth's Zero Fcks collection, laid flat

Zero Fcks Given Tee

  • Tshirts, Zero Fcks

$40

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.