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Collection 02 of 08

Corporate Goose

Per my last email.

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Woman in a blazer and butter-yellow Fowlmouth Honk If You Hate Meetings tee slumped at an office desk with a coffee

per my last email. ↓

For the 9 to 5 that is actually 8 to 6.

Business on the outside, goose on the inside, muted on every call. Corporate Goose is for anyone who has nodded through a meeting that could have been an email.

Wear it to the office. Wear it to the Friday drinks you didn’t want to go to. The obvious gift for the coworker who gets it.

The edit

Start with these.

Back of a Butter tee with a mustard Small Talk Will Cost You Extra coin-badge print

Small Talk Will Cost You Extra Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose, Anti-Social Society

$40
Asphalt Honk If You Hate Meetings hoodie with cream embroidery, laid flat on sand

Honk If You Hate Meetings Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Corporate Goose

$65

“Wore this to a performance review. Still employed.”

— the goose, Corporate Goose

Everything in Corporate Goose

AllTeesHoodies

Heather Grey 9 To 5, Barely hoodie with charcoal embroidery, laid flat on sand

9 To 5 Barely Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Corporate Goose

$65
Bone Corporate By Day hoodie with charcoal embroidery, laid flat on sand

Corporate By Day Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Corporate Goose

$65
Corporate By Day, Goose By Choice tee from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose collection, laid flat

Corporate By Day, Goose By Choice Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
White Fowlmouth desk goose on a black FOWLMOUTH base, beak open, wearing an orange sign that reads PER MY LAST HONK

Corporate Goose Sign Pack

  • Goose Signs, Corporate Goose

$9.99
Fowlmouth Corporate Goose sticker pack: three die-cut vinyl stickers, including the goose logo, laid out on sand

Corporate Goose Sticker Pack (3)

  • Stickers, Corporate Goose

$14
Back of an Ivory tee with a navy Employee Of The Month (never) print of a deadpan goose in a tie inside an ornate frame

Employee Of The Month (Never) Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
Asphalt Honk If You Hate Meetings hoodie with cream embroidery, laid flat on sand

Honk If You Hate Meetings Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Corporate Goose

$65
Honk If You Hate Meetings tee from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose collection, laid flat

Honk If You Hate Meetings Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
Per My Last Honk die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Per My Last Honk Sticker

  • Stickers, Corporate Goose

$6
Per My Last Honk tee in Sandstone with a small navy left-chest print of a goose holding a coffee mug

Per My Last Honk Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
Back of a Butter tee with a mustard Small Talk Will Cost You Extra coin-badge print

Small Talk Will Cost You Extra Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose, Anti-Social Society

$40
white ceramic mug with a navy print of a goose asleep on paperwork reading This Could Have Been An Email

This Could Have Been An Email Mug

  • Mugs, Corporate Goose

$28
This Could Have Been An Email die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose range, on sand with a peeled corner

This Could Have Been An Email Sticker

  • Stickers, Corporate Goose

$6
This Could Have Been An Email tee in Bay with a navy rubber-stamp print of a goose asleep on a stack of papers in a boardroom

This Could Have Been An Email Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40

Pairs well with

Also you, probably.

Anti-Social Society

Members don't meet.

Classy But Unstable

Composed. Barely.

New drops first. Zero small talk.