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Eight collections · one goose

Choose your coping mechanism.

Eight moods, one goose. Find the one that describes you, or the person you’re buying for.

Two friends laughing over beers on a country pub verandah, one in an ivory Fowlmouth tee covering her mouth

Fowl Language

Puns, profanity, poultry.
Woman in a blazer and butter-yellow Fowlmouth Honk If You Hate Meetings tee slumped at an office desk with a coffee

Corporate Goose

Per my last email.

← most of you
Woman in pearls and sunglasses on the bonnet of an old car at a country servo, holding a meat pie and a glass of champagne

Classy Trash

Expensive taste. Questionable mouth.
Woman curled up alone on a linen couch in a charcoal Fowlmouth Social Battery 0% embroidered hoodie, headphones beside her

Anti-Social Society

Members don't meet.
Silver-haired woman in gardening gloves leaning on a cottage garden gate with arms crossed, wearing the Petty As Hell tee

Petty & Proud

We keep receipts.
Three friends in charcoal Feral Goose Club tees laughing as they run through a golden paddock at sunset after two geese taking flight

Feral Goose Club

No dress code. No rules. No.
Woman laughing with a glass of red at a vineyard long lunch, wearing a Fowlmouth Classy But Unstable tee

Classy But Unstable

Composed. Barely.
Woman in a washed blue Fowlmouth tee lounging in a deckchair with her feet up on a red cooler, eyes closed in the sun

Zero Fcks

Fresh out. Not restocking.

Join the flock. Reluctantly.

One email a fortnight. New drops first, the occasional members-only discount, zero small talk.

Unsubscribe whenever. No hard feelings. Some hard feelings.

Illustrated Fowlmouth goose honking a string of censored swear symbols