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Collection 03 of 08

Classy Trash

Expensive taste. Questionable mouth.

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Woman in pearls and sunglasses on the bonnet of an old car at a country servo, holding a meat pie and a glass of champagne

dress code: fabulous, foul. ↓

Champagne taste. A mouth to match.

Pearls on, standards high, language low. Classy Trash is for the glamorous friend who swears beautifully and orders the second bottle.

Our best gifting collection, for anyone who believes elegance and profanity are not mutually exclusive.

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Pearls On, Feral Within tee from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash collection, laid flat

Pearls On, Feral Within Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40
Bone Champagne Attitude hoodie with merlot embroidery, laid flat on sand

Champagne Attitude Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Classy Trash

$65

“Pearls before lunch. Profanity after.”

— the goose, Classy Trash

Everything in Classy Trash

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Bone Champagne Attitude hoodie with merlot embroidery, laid flat on sand

Champagne Attitude Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Classy Trash

$65
Cardinal Classy As Fuck hoodie with cream embroidery, laid flat on sand

Classy As Fuck Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Classy Trash

$65
Classy As Fuck, Trash On The Inside tee in pink from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash collection, laid flat on sand

Classy As Fuck, Trash On The Inside Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40
Fowlmouth Classy Trash sticker pack: three die-cut vinyl stickers, including the goose logo, laid out on sand

Classy Trash Sticker Pack (3)

  • Stickers, Classy Trash

$14
Black Expensive Taste hoodie with cream embroidery, laid flat on sand

Expensive Taste Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Classy Trash

$65
Blush Pearls & Profanity hoodie with merlot embroidery, laid flat on sand

Pearls & Profanity Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Classy Trash

$65
white ceramic mug with a red etching of a goose in pearls holding a teacup and swearing, reading Pearls & Profanity

Pearls & Profanity Mug

  • Mugs, Classy Trash

$28
Pearls & Profanity die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Pearls & Profanity Sticker

  • Stickers, Classy Trash

$6
Pink Pearls & Profanity tee with a goose in pearls holding a teacup, laid flat on sand

Pearls & Profanity Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40
Pearls On, Feral Within tee from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash collection, laid flat

Pearls On, Feral Within Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40
Refined Ferocity tee from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash collection, laid flat

Refined Ferocity Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40
Tacky, But Make It Couture die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Classy Trash range, on sand with a peeled corner

Tacky, But Make It Couture Sticker

  • Stickers, Classy Trash

$6
Butter Tacky But Make It Couture tee with a goose in sunglasses, leopard stole and gold chains, laid flat on sand

Tacky, But Make It Couture Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy Trash

$40

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Also you, probably.

Classy But Unstable

Composed. Barely.

Petty & Proud

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