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Collection 05 of 08

Petty & Proud

We keep receipts.

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Silver-haired woman in gardening gloves leaning on a cottage garden gate with arms crossed, wearing the Petty As Hell tee

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Forgive, never forget, keep the screenshots.

Pettiness as a lifestyle and an art form. Petty & Proud is for people who remember exactly what you said, and when.

For the friend with the receipts folder, the long memory and the sweetest possible smile.

The edit

Start with these.

Ivory Petty As Hell tee with a goose glaring over a garden gate holding pruning shears, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Heather Grey I Keep Receipts hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

I Keep Receipts Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65

“I forgave you. I also screenshotted it.”

— the goose, Petty & Proud

Everything in Petty & Proud

AllTeesHoodies

Heather Grey I Keep Receipts hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

I Keep Receipts Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65
Black Petty As Hell hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65
Bone Petty Is A Love Language hoodie with tomato red embroidery, laid flat on sand

Petty Is A Love Language Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Petty & Proud

$65

Pairs well with

Also you, probably.

Classy Trash

Expensive taste. Questionable mouth.

Fowl Language

Puns, profanity, poultry.

New drops first. Zero small talk.