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white ceramic mug with a navy print of a goose asleep on paperwork reading This Could Have Been An Email
This Could Have Been An Email Fowlmouth mug held next to a laptop with a spreadsheet on an office desk

This Could Have Been An Email Mug

$28

For the meeting that should have been an email. Which is all of them.

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  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

A goose face-down on a pile of paperwork in an endless meeting, stamped APPROVED. printed in navy for anyone who has survived a calendar invite with no agenda. Perfect for the work desk, or as a passive-aggressive gift for the boss.

The details

  • 11 oz (325 ml) glossy white ceramic mug
  • Sublimation printed in-house in Rutherford, Hunter Valley. The ink is baked into the glaze, so it won’t peel or crack
  • Design on the front, plus a little extra on the back: “per my last honk”
  • Microwave safe and dishwasher safe. Just skip the intensive or extra-hot cycle to keep the print looking sharp
  • Packed in a proper mug box so it arrives in one piece
  • Ships within Australia and New Zealand only

Part of the Corporate Goose collection.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Free shipping on orders over $99 Australia-wide, and we ship worldwide. 30 days from delivery to change your mind. Unlike your coworkers, we won’t make it weird. Read the returns policy →

Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

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Per My Last Honk die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Per My Last Honk Sticker

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Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.