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Twelve orange Fowlmouth desk goose signs laid out in a grid with a black bead chain, including PER MY LAST HONK, OUT OF OFFICE, BITE FIRST, HONK OFF, FERAL, ZERO FCKS and DUCK OFF
Hands swapping the orange sign hanging from the neck of a white Fowlmouth desk goose on a black FOWLMOUTH base
Hand holding a small orange HONK OFF desk goose sign against a concrete wall to show its size

Desk Goose Sign Set – All 12

$29.99

All 12 Desk Goose signs in one set. Every mood, covered, and cheaper than buying the packs separately.

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  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Every mood, covered. All 12 Desk Goose signs in one set, so your goose always has something to say:

  • Per My Last Honk
  • In A Meeting
  • Out Of Office
  • Not Today
  • Running On 2%
  • Bring Snacks
  • Bite First
  • Honk Off
  • Feral
  • Zero Fcks
  • Duck Off
  • Unbothered

That’s all four sign packs (Corporate Goose, Not Today, Feral and Zero Fcks) for less than buying them separately.

The details

  • 12 orange hanging signs with black lettering, about 40 × 30 mm each. They hang on the Desk Goose’s black stainless steel ball chain, and the connector opens so swapping takes seconds
  • 3D printed with a printed vinyl face, made in-house in Rutherford, Hunter Valley
  • Fits every Fowlmouth Desk Goose. Swap signs whenever the mood changes

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

Open the size guide →

Free shipping on orders over $99 Australia-wide, and we ship worldwide. 30 days from delivery to change your mind. Unlike your coworkers, we won’t make it weird. Read the returns policy →

Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

White Fowlmouth desk goose on a black FOWLMOUTH base, beak open, wearing an orange sign that reads DUCK OFF

Zero Fcks Sign Pack

  • Goose Signs, Zero Fcks

$9.99
Black Fowlmouth desk goose on a white FOWLMOUTH base, beak open, wearing an orange sign that reads FERAL

Feral Sign Pack

  • Goose Signs, Feral Goose Club

$9.99
Black Fowlmouth desk goose on a white FOWLMOUTH base, beak open, wearing an orange sign that reads NOT TODAY

Not Today Sign Pack

  • Goose Signs

$9.99
White Fowlmouth desk goose on a black FOWLMOUTH base, beak open, wearing an orange sign that reads PER MY LAST HONK

Corporate Goose Sign Pack

  • Goose Signs, Corporate Goose

$9.99

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.