Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists. Designed in the Hunter Valley. Easy returns. Unlike your coworkers.
Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
tested on a group chat. survived. ↓
The goose has a vocabulary, and most of it is not suitable for the group chat. Fowl Language is the original collection: puns, profanity and poultry, in roughly that order.
For the friend who swears creatively, sends voice notes instead of texts and laughs at their own jokes before the punchline.
The edit
“Swearing is just punctuation with confidence.”
— the goose, Fowl Language
Pairs well with
New drops first. Zero small talk.