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white ceramic mug with a retro round Classy With A Side Of Unhinged badge and cracked wine glass
Classy With A Side Of Unhinged Fowlmouth mug on a rustic table in a Hunter Valley vineyard with a glass of red

Classy With A Side Of Unhinged Mug

$28

Pinkies out, wheels slightly off. A mug for the composed and the quietly spiralling.

Size guide →

  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

The Classy But Unstable crowd’s favourite badge, now in mug form. A retro circle print with a cracked wine glass and sunset stripes, for people who are very put together, mostly.

The details

  • 11 oz (325 ml) glossy white ceramic mug
  • Sublimation printed in-house in Rutherford, Hunter Valley. The ink is baked into the glaze, so it won’t peel or crack
  • Design on the front, plus a little extra on the back: “it’s fine. I’m fine.”
  • Microwave safe and dishwasher safe. Just skip the intensive or extra-hot cycle to keep the print looking sharp
  • Packed in a proper mug box so it arrives in one piece
  • Ships within Australia and New Zealand only

Part of the Classy But Unstable collection.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Free shipping on orders over $99 Australia-wide, and we ship worldwide. 30 days from delivery to change your mind. Unlike your coworkers, we won’t make it weird. Read the returns policy →

Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

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This Could Have Been An Email Mug

  • Mugs, Corporate Goose

$28
Looks Fine, Isn't die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Looks Fine, Isn’t Sticker

  • Stickers, Classy But Unstable

$6
Poised On The Outside, Feral Inside tee in pink from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, laid flat on sand

Poised On The Outside, Feral Inside Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40
Classy But Unstable tee in Ivory with a merlot print of a goose in pearls holding a champagne coupe on teacups

Classy But Unstable Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.