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Bay Effortlessly Unbothered tee with a goose in sunglasses floating in a pool ring, laid flat on sand
Woman in Bay Effortlessly Unbothered goose tee sunbaking with her feet in a kiddie pool in a dry Aussie backyard

Effortlessly Unbothered Tee

$40

A goose in a pool ring with zero plans to get out.

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  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Floating. Not thinking. Not replying. Our goose is lying back in a yellow pool ring with its wings behind its head and its sunglasses on, a few daisies drifting past, with “Effortlessly” in a loose seventies script above and UNBOTHERED in big groovy letters below. Calm, sunny and spectacularly uninterested.

The details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee in 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in, been-yours-for-years feel
  • Print with a soft, slightly faded finish
  • Printed in our Rutherford workshop in the Hunter Valley
  • Relaxed unisex fit in S to XL. Check the size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

Effortlessly Unbothered die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Zero Fcks collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Effortlessly Unbothered Sticker

  • Stickers, Zero Fcks

$6
Corporate By Day, Goose By Choice tee from Fowlmouth's Corporate Goose collection, laid flat

Corporate By Day, Goose By Choice Tee

  • Tshirts, Corporate Goose

$40
Back of a dark navy tee with a Talk Fowl To Me print of an engraved honking goose and arched orange lettering

Talk Fowl To Me Tee

  • Tshirts, Fowl Language

$40
Sea Blue Completely Unbothered hoodie with cream embroidery, laid flat on sand

Completely Unbothered Embroidered Hoodie

  • Hoodies, Zero Fcks

$65

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.