Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists. Designed in the Hunter Valley. Easy returns. Unlike your coworkers.

Fowlmouth goose head logo
FOWLMOUTH
Fowlmouth Desk Goose in white, front view with beak open, on a round base with FOWLMOUTH lettering
Black Fowlmouth Desk Goose in front view with beak open, on a white round base with FOWLMOUTH lettering
Fowlmouth Desk Goose in silver, front view with beak open, on a round base with FOWLMOUTH lettering
White Fowlmouth Desk Goose with beak open on a wooden shelf beside a wrapped parcel and eucalyptus leaves
Silver Fowlmouth Desk Goose with beak open on its FOWLMOUTH base, sitting on a stack of paper on an office desk
Black Fowlmouth Desk Goose with beak open on a white base with FOWLMOUTH lettering, on a wooden desk beside a monitor and a mug
Black Fowlmouth Desk Goose with beak open held in an open hand to show its size, on a white base with FOWLMOUTH lettering

Fowlmouth Desk Goose

Price range: $55 through $59

An angry little 3D printed goose for your desk, beak open, mid-honk, with a hanging sign that says it for you.

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  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Meet your new coworker. The Fowlmouth Desk Goose stands guard on your desk, beak wide open, mid-honk, permanently unimpressed. He says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

Each goose comes with a little orange hanging sign with black lettering around his neck on a black stainless steel ball chain, so he can tell people exactly how today is going. The connector opens, so you can swap signs whenever the mood changes.

The details

  • 3D printed in-house in Rutherford, Hunter Valley, on our Bambu Lab printers
  • About 16 cm tall on a 10 cm round base with FOWLMOUTH lettering
  • Choose White, Silver or Black, each with orange feet and beak
  • Comes with one hanging sign of your choice (pick it above). Extra signs come in 3-packs for $9.99
  • Made to order, usually shipped within 3–5 business days
  • Dust with a dry cloth. Keep out of hot cars, as PLA softens in extreme heat

Part of the Fowlmouth desk range. Perfect for the office, the home desk, or anyone who needs a goose to do the yelling for them.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

Open the size guide →

Free shipping on orders over $99 Australia-wide, and we ship worldwide. 30 days from delivery to change your mind. Unlike your coworkers, we won’t make it weird. Read the returns policy →

Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

Fowlmouth Desk Goose in white, wings raised and beak open, on a round base with FOWLMOUTH lettering

Fowlmouth Desk Goose – Wings Up

  • Desk Goose

Price range: $60 through $64

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.