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white ceramic mug printed with Bite First, Ask Questions Never and an angry goose head in olive green
Bite First, Ask Questions Never Fowlmouth mug on a dusty ute tailgate at sunrise with a campfire behind

Bite First, Ask Questions Never Mug

$28

For anyone who should not be spoken to before their first coffee. Or after it.

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  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Our Feral Goose Club motto, now on a mug: bite first, ask questions never. A distressed olive varsity print with a mid-honk goose head, made for early starts, smoko on the tailgate and people who are fully done before 7am.

The details

  • 11 oz (325 ml) glossy white ceramic mug
  • Sublimation printed in-house in Rutherford, Hunter Valley. The ink is baked into the glaze, so it won’t peel or crack
  • Design on the front, plus a little extra on the back: “feral since birth”
  • Microwave safe and dishwasher safe. Just skip the intensive or extra-hot cycle to keep the print looking sharp
  • Packed in a proper mug box so it arrives in one piece
  • Ships within Australia and New Zealand only

Part of the Feral Goose Club collection.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Free shipping on orders over $99 Australia-wide, and we ship worldwide. 30 days from delivery to change your mind. Unlike your coworkers, we won’t make it weird. Read the returns policy →

Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

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Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.