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Blue Jean Too Extra To Give A Fuck tee with a goose in a peacock boa lounging on a chaise, laid flat on sand
Woman in Blue Jean Too Extra To Give A Fuck tee lounging in a deckchair with a cocktail beside a sprinkler and red esky
Bay Too Extra To Give A Fuck tee with a goose in a peacock boa lounging on a chaise, laid flat on sand

Too Extra To Give A Fuck Tee

$40

A goose in a peacock boa on a velvet chaise. Far too extra to care.

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  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

It looks like the cover of a very expensive novel. It reads like a resignation letter. Our goose is draped across a velvet chaise in a full peacock-feather boa and round sunglasses, cocktail in wing, with TOO EXTRA TO GIVE A FUCK set above and below in tall, dramatic serif type. If you’re going to stop caring, you might as well look fabulous doing it.

The details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee in 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in, been-yours-for-years feel
  • Print with a soft, slightly faded finish
  • Printed in our Rutherford workshop in the Hunter Valley
  • Relaxed unisex fit in S to XL. Check the size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

Too Extra To Give A Fuck die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth's Zero Fcks collection, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Too Extra To Give A Fuck Sticker

  • Stickers, Zero Fcks

$6
I Keep Receipts tee in butter from Fowlmouth's Petty & Proud collection, laid flat on sand

I Keep Receipts Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40
Social Battery 2% tee in ivory from Fowlmouth's Anti-Social Society collection, laid flat on sand

Social Battery 2% Tee

  • Tshirts, Anti-Social Society

$40
Ivory Petty As Hell tee with a goose glaring over a garden gate holding pruning shears, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.