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Poised For Chaos tee from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, laid flat
Laughing woman raising a glass of red at the head of a vineyard long lunch table, wearing the Blue Jean Poised For Chaos tee

Poised For Chaos Tee

$40

A goose in a blazer, honking, perfectly poised.

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  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Dressed for the board meeting. Honking at it anyway. A goose in a sharp little blazer lets rip inside a old-fashioned oval badge, with POISED arched above and FOR CHAOS set below. Neat, small and sitting on the chest like a club crest for people who keep it together until they absolutely don’t.

The details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee in 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in, been-yours-for-years feel
  • Print with a soft, slightly faded finish
  • Printed in our Rutherford workshop in the Hunter Valley
  • Relaxed unisex fit in S to XL. Check the size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

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Complete the mood.

Classy But Unstable die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Classy But Unstable Sticker

  • Stickers, Classy But Unstable

$6
Tis The Season To Spiral, Gracefully tee in brick from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, laid flat on sand

Tis The Season To Spiral, Gracefully Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40
Do Not Engage tee in forest green from Fowlmouth's Anti-Social Society collection, laid flat on sand

Do Not Engage Tee

  • Tshirts, Anti-Social Society

$40
Back of a dark navy tee with a Talk Fowl To Me print of an engraved honking goose and arched orange lettering

Talk Fowl To Me Tee

  • Tshirts, Fowl Language

$40

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.