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Composed. Barely. tee from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, laid flat
Woman laughing with a glass of red beside a wine stain at a vineyard long lunch, wearing the Composed. Barely. tee

Composed. Barely. Tee

$40

A dainty teacup in a lace frame. Holding it together, technically.

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  • Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists.
  • 30-day returns. Unlike your coworkers.
  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Pinky out, teacup up, a little lightning bolt of steam nobody needs to ask about. A dainty floral teacup sits inside an ornate old-fashioned frame, with COMPOSED in fine capitals and BARELY. stamped underneath. The full stop is doing a lot of work.

The details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee in 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in, been-yours-for-years feel
  • Print with a soft, slightly faded finish
  • Printed in our Rutherford workshop in the Hunter Valley
  • Relaxed unisex fit in S to XL. Check the size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

Fowlmouth Classy But Unstable sticker pack: three die-cut vinyl stickers, including the goose logo, on sand

Classy But Unstable Sticker Pack (3)

  • Stickers, Classy But Unstable

$14
Classy But Unstable die-cut vinyl sticker from Fowlmouth, lying on sand with one corner peeled

Classy But Unstable Sticker

  • Stickers, Classy But Unstable

$6
Looks Fine, Isn't tee in Butter with a merlot print of a calm goose with a stray feather and a tiny storm cloud overhead

Looks Fine, Isn’t Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40
Classy But Unstable tee in Ivory with a merlot print of a goose in pearls holding a champagne coupe on teacups

Classy But Unstable Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.