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Classy But Unstable tee in Ivory with a merlot print of a goose in pearls holding a champagne coupe on teacups
Woman leaning back in her chair laughing with a glass of red at a vineyard long lunch, wearing the Classy But Unstable tee

Classy But Unstable Tee

$40

A goose in pearls, a glass of bubbles and a very wobbly stack of teacups.

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  • Printed & embroidered in our Rutherford workshop.

Pearls on, champagne up, standing on one leg on a stack of good china. What could go wrong. CLASSY is set in tall, elegant serif above a finely drawn goose holding its coupe perfectly level, with “but unstable” trailing off underneath in a shaky script. The whole collection in one wobbly goose.

The details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee in 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in, been-yours-for-years feel
  • Print with a soft, slightly faded finish
  • Printed in our Rutherford workshop in the Hunter Valley
  • Relaxed unisex fit in S to XL. Check the size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.

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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.

Behind the design

Not print-on-whatever.

Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.

— The goose

Same collection

Complete the mood.

Poised On The Outside, Feral Inside tee in pink from Fowlmouth's Classy But Unstable collection, laid flat on sand

Poised On The Outside, Feral Inside Tee

  • Tshirts, Classy But Unstable

$40
Social Battery 2% tee in ivory from Fowlmouth's Anti-Social Society collection, laid flat on sand

Social Battery 2% Tee

  • Tshirts, Anti-Social Society

$40
Back of a Pepper tee with a chartreuse Feral As Fuck varsity print and a honking goose, Feral Goose Club underneath

Feral As Fuck Tee

  • Tshirts, Feral Goose Club

$40
Ivory Petty As Hell tee with a goose glaring over a garden gate holding pruning shears, laid flat on sand

Petty As Hell Tee

  • Tshirts, Petty & Proud

$40

Explore the whole collection.

Size guide

Will it fit? Probably.

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.

Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.

Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)46515661
Body length (cm)68717578

Hoodies · Champion Powerblend

SizeSMLXL
Chest width (cm)51566166
Body length (cm)70727577

Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.