Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists. Designed in the Hunter Valley. Easy returns. Unlike your coworkers.
Free shipping over $99 Australia-wide. The goose insists. Designed in the Hunter Valley. Easy returns. Unlike your coworkers.
$40
Varsity letters, one furious goose, no rehabilitation.
There is no polite version of this one. FERAL AS FUCK arches across the back in faded varsity lettering over a finely drawn goose mid-honk, wings flared and feathers everywhere, with FERAL GOOSE CLUB set underneath. The loudest member of the club, for anyone who has been called “a lot” and took it as a compliment.
Wash cold and inside out, and hang it to dry if you can. Garment-dyed colour softens a little with every wash. That’s the charm, not a fault.
Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for relaxed, down for closer.
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Wash cold, inside out. Like your feelings. Hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print or embroidery.
Behind the design
Every Fowlmouth design starts in the Hunter Valley, then gets printed or embroidered by hand in our Rutherford workshop, so it outlives the next restructure. No stock photos of feelings. Just the feelings.
— The goose
Size guide
Relaxed unisex fit, true to size S–XL. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, down for a closer one.
Measured flat: chest is armpit to armpit across the front, length is shoulder to hem. Allow about 2 cm either way.
Tees · Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight
| Size | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 |
| Body length (cm) | 68 | 71 | 75 | 78 |
Hoodies · Champion Powerblend
| Size | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 |
| Body length (cm) | 70 | 72 | 75 | 77 |
Still unsure? Ask us. A human answers, not the goose.
