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Zero Fcks Given Embroidered Hoodie — Zero Fcks Collection

None given, none in stock, none coming. The Zero Fcks Given Embroidered Hoodie is a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover in classic Black, "ZERO FCKS GIVEN" embroidered boldly across the chest with "none in stock" landing the joke on the sleeve cuff.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "ZERO FCKS GIVEN" stitched across the chest, "none in stock" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Black — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

People who've officially clocked out of caring, blunt talkers, and anyone who wants their hoodie to say what their face already does.

Why You'll Love It

Black goes with everything and hides nothing about your mood. The embroidery is raised, textured, and built to survive the wash — unlike your patience for other people's opinions.

FAQ

Is the text embroidered or printed?

Fully embroidered — thick stitched thread, not a printed design.

What size should I order?

True to size, relaxed unisex fit, S through XL.

Will black fade over time?

Wash cold and inside out to keep it deep black for longer.

Is it a good gift?

Perfect for the mate who's already mentally checked out of small talk. Say it without saying it — shop the Zero Fcks Given Hoodie.