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Leave Me The Fuck Alone Embroidered Hoodie — Anti Social Collection

A polite request, firmly delivered. The Leave Me The Fuck Alone Embroidered Hoodie is a deep Dark Green Champion S700 Powerblend pullover, "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE" embroidered across the chest with "politely" stitched on the sleeve cuff — manners and boundaries in one hoodie.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE" stitched across the chest, "politely" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Dark Green — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

Committed introverts, anyone protecting their peace, and people who'd rather their hoodie do the talking than another conversation.

Why You'll Love It

Dark Green is rich, grounding, and endlessly wearable, while the embroidered chest text sets clear expectations before anyone even opens their mouth. Heavyweight, soft, and built for solo Sundays.

FAQ

Is the wording embroidered?

Yes, fully embroidered on genuine Champion S700 fleece.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, true to size with a relaxed unisex fit.

Is Dark Green a versatile shade?

Yes — deep and neutral enough to wear year-round.

Great gift for introverts?

Honestly, it's basically a public service announcement. Say it politely — shop the Leave Me The Fuck Alone Hoodie.