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Classy But Unstable Embroidered Hoodie — Classy But Unstable Collection

Composed, put-together, and one text away from chaos. The Classy But Unstable Embroidered Hoodie is a deep Maroon Champion S700 Powerblend pullover, "CLASSY BUT UNSTABLE" embroidered across the chest with "no in between" stitched on the sleeve cuff.
  • 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
  • "CLASSY BUT UNSTABLE" stitched across the chest, "no in between" stitched on the sleeve cuff
  • Colour: Maroon — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
  • Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  • True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
  • Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

Elegant chaos agents, anyone who looks composed but feels feral inside, and gift-givers who appreciate a well-dressed contradiction.

Why You'll Love It

Maroon is rich, classic, and effortlessly stylish, while the embroidered chest text delivers the plot twist. Heavyweight fleece keeps things polished from the outside, chaos optional on the inside.

FAQ

Is the text embroidered?

Yes, fully embroidered for a premium, durable finish.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL — true to size, relaxed unisex fit.

Is Maroon a versatile colour?

Very — deep, classic, and easy to pair.

A good gift?

Perfect for the elegantly unhinged person in your life. Own the contradiction — shop the Classy But Unstable Hoodie.