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I Keep Receipts Embroidered Hoodie — Petty and Proud Collection

Never forgets, never forgives, always has proof. The I Keep Receipts Embroidered Hoodie comes in a deep Maroon Champion S700 Powerblend pullover, "I KEEP RECEIPTS" embroidered across the chest with "for fuck's sake" stitched on the sleeve cuff.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "I KEEP RECEIPTS" stitched across the chest, "for fuck's sake" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Maroon — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

The friend group's unofficial historian, anyone who screenshots everything, and people who settle arguments with evidence.

Why You'll Love It

Maroon is rich, classic, and endlessly wearable, while the embroidered chest text guarantees a laugh of recognition from anyone who knows you well. Heavyweight fleece, sharp finish, zero forgetting.

FAQ

Is the text embroidered?

Yes, fully embroidered for durability and texture.

What's the sizing like?

True to size, relaxed unisex fit, S through XL.

Is Maroon a versatile colour?

Very — deep and classic, pairs with almost anything.

Good gift idea?

Perfect for the friend who never lets anything go. Keep the receipts, wear the proof — shop this hoodie now.