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Pearls & Profanity Embroidered Hoodie — Classy Trash Collection

Why choose between elegant and unhinged when you can be both? The Pearls & Profanity Embroidered Hoodie lands in a bold Wow Pink Champion S700 Powerblend pullover, "PEARLS & PROFANITY" embroidered across the chest with "pick a lane" needling from the sleeve cuff.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "PEARLS & PROFANITY" stitched across the chest, "pick a lane" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Wow Pink — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

Anyone who accessorises with both jewellery and swear words, hens' parties, and gift-givers who know classy and crass aren't mutually exclusive.

Why You'll Love It

Wow Pink is exactly what it sounds like — a statement colour that gets noticed, backed by embroidery that holds up wash after wash instead of cracking like a cheap print. Soft, heavyweight, genuinely comfortable.

FAQ

Is the design printed or embroidered?

Fully embroidered for a textured, long-lasting finish.

Is Wow Pink a loud shade?

It's a vivid, punchy pink — made to be seen, not blended in.

What sizes do you stock?

S, M, L, XL — relaxed unisex fit, true to size.

Good for gifting?

Absolutely — a favourite for birthdays, hens' dos, and "you'll get it" friends. Pick your lane and grab the Pearls & Profanity Hoodie.