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Expensive Taste Embroidered Hoodie — Classy Trash Collection

Champagne taste doesn't always come with champagne patience. The Expensive Taste Embroidered Hoodie is a warm Sand-toned Champion S700 Powerblend pullover with "EXPENSIVE TASTE" embroidered across the chest and "cheap patience" stitched onto the sleeve cuff — a very honest self-portrait.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "EXPENSIVE TASTE" stitched across the chest, "cheap patience" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Sand — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

Anyone with a five-star wishlist and a two-star tolerance for waiting in line, plus fans of neutral tones with a smart mouth.

Why You'll Love It

The warm Sand shade is genuinely wearable everywhere — cafe, school pickup, the good couch — while the embroidery keeps the joke premium instead of naff. Heavyweight fleece, proper kangaroo pocket, zero flimsiness.

FAQ

Is this hoodie embroidered?

Yes, 100% embroidered thread, not a printed design.

Does Sand run light or dark in real life?

It's a warm neutral, similar to what you see in the product photo — pairs well with denim and black.

What's the fit like?

Relaxed unisex fit, true to size across S–XL.

Care instructions?

Machine wash cold, inside out, avoid fabric softener. Treat yourself — your patience can wait. Shop the Expensive Taste Hoodie now.