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Classy As Fuck Embroidered Hoodie — Classy Trash Collection

Some people are all polish, no substance. You're the opposite, and proud of it. The Classy As Fuck Embroidered Hoodie comes in a soft Body Blush Champion S700 Powerblend pullover, with "CLASSY AS FUCK" embroidered across the chest and "trash on the inside" confessed on the sleeve cuff.

• 100% embroidered (never printed) on a genuine Champion S700 Powerblend pullover hoodie
• "CLASSY AS FUCK" stitched across the chest, "trash on the inside" stitched on the sleeve cuff
• Colour: Body Blush — heavyweight, brushed-fleece interior that actually keeps you warm
• Relaxed unisex fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• True-to-size S, M, L, XL — check our size guide before you order
• Designed and stocked by an Aussie small business (that's us, Fowl Mouth)

Ideal For

Wine-o'clock enthusiasts, self-aware chaos gremlins, anyone who owns good jewellery and bad language in equal measure.

Why You'll Love It

The dusty pink tone reads polished from across the room; the sleeve cuff is the plot twist. Heavyweight embroidered fleece means it actually feels as good as it looks — no thin printed tee vibes here.

FAQ

Is the wording embroidered or printed?

Fully embroidered for a premium, long-lasting finish.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L and XL, true to size with a relaxed unisex fit.

Will the colour fade?

The Body Blush shade is colourfast when washed cold and inside out.

Is this a good gift?

Yes — ideal for hens' nights, birthdays, or "just because you're classy as fuck" moments. Own the contradiction. Grab the Classy As Fuck Hoodie today.